Headlines We Would Love To See - April Fool's Day

***I am cleaning up the post but enjoy... .

kibaki shows leadership mettle

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Capital Markets Authority to put in effective measures to combat fraud on the NSE

Artur Brothers Consulting appointed to train JKIA's security personnel. (jke is a mean, mean man)

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NSE Stockbrokers swear they will NEVER scam investors of their hard-earned money

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prof ndungu (CBK) claims Kenya's economy is solid as a rock - (Not) April Fool's Day coz he actually means it!
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bonny khalwale vows not to act for the cameras while in parliament

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ka-loser (kalonzo) admits he is not God's gift to Kenya

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kibaki fires corrupt & inept ministers  



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mutua tells the truth

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Kenya Police Force Will PROTECT innocent people

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lucy accepts wambui as part of the family - (well... when Hell freezes over)

. Attorney General (wako) will prosecute a corruption case CONCLUSIVELY

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lucy accepts wambui as part of the family

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Kenya's parliament bans tribal/racial politics - April Fool's Day21 minutes ago from web 

  
  



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Kenya to have zero deaths in the 2012 elections - April Fool's Day (yeah, I am a pessimist)


. Kenyatta University students take a vow they will NOT stone innocent motorists
  



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Kenyatta University students take a vow they will stone innocent motorists - (Not) April Fool's Day

  


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Conclusive Land Reform in place in Kenya

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kenyatta family to return land jomo 'inadvertently' stole

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MPs agree to take salary cut in sympathy with Kenyans' suffering

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george muhoho signs up as a kamikaze pilot 



. moi admits his presidency was a failure

. Kenya Pipeline Company guarantees there will be no more fuel shortages

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Kenya's cabinet to commit hara-kiri (Oh, please say this is so... but April Fool's Day)

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lucy kibaki to take vow of silence

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kibaki shows leadership by paying taxes

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murungi to resign over oil scandal

Coldtusker to stop being a thorn in KAA's + KPC's + GoK's side (Well... Definitely an April Fool's Day joke)